So at one point someone suggested we start a list of words used in fanfiction to describe genitals. After a particularly great Twilight fic was submitted, I decided to start that list, and Im providing what the phrase is describing. It will be updated as more words and phrases are found.
no no no reverse back button exit button click exit button log off computer shut down computer throw computer out of window
you know what sucks?
who even thought of art
more like fart
Vincent Van Go Get A Real Job You Dirty Hippie
My artistic spirit hasn’t cooled even during the tour
he removed this tweet, lol
Goodbye Kim kibum
Teehee did something happen?^^
I’m planning to pretend to know nothing. If I’m asked about the truth to this crime I will say ‘He’s not in Korea, so we are trying to contact him’ and then play dumb
But if they’re still consistent about it I’m going to say I was hacked!!!!! Bbuing bbuing
Translation Credit: shiningtweets
he was spotted outside the restroom
Fandom is knowing that, across the globe, hundreds of other people are screaming ‘NO FUCK YOU’ at their televisions and curling up on the floor and crying at exactly the same moment as you are.
my tumblr is not an accurate portrayal of my fangirling
i am actually much, much, much worse than you know
i hold back